Task

LSA message
Enforcers, will you consider recording a short narration for a story about Down syndrome, Ukraine and losing a father to the war?  If you or any of the LSA wants to help, my contact information is on the about page.  If there are families of Special Heroes in the LSA, I would like to walk you through the process of having an episode made for you.
We would like the TV series to start off with a Ukraine fund raiser for a Special Hero that lost his Dad.  Maybe a few Ukraine stories depending on how well we can communicate.
The "Pirates" page has a way for you to have LSA MWR meeting places at any city, any place around the world.  For one or two times a year you might have an event styled "watch party" or some type of connected fund raiser all around the world.  There are lots of possibilities.  More features are coming, I have just got all the basics operating!
For a test, I created a LSA MWR at a sports bar in Salt Lake City called "Flanker."  I have never been there, have never talked to the owner, but that doesn't matter.  We are just listing it as a internet meeting location you don't have to show up in person.  The Pirate Dive Bar does not use a home addresses.  We use the address  of a sports bar, park, community center or any public location that we call a "Volunteer Venue."  Volunteers that are in the same city can check in or create their own.  If a news story happened near a location, you would know who could be close so you could get first hand information.  Think of it as a LSA world news organization.  You might find volunteer reporters who are in the right spot at the right time, anywhere in the world!  
That would add an amazing dimension to your ability to report on world events!  Maybe 1 or 2 times a month, you might actually get connected with a live report!
If you like the video that we intend to produce for the Special Hero you can host it on your channel to increase your viewers, ad revenue and support for whatever cause you want.  We are a 501 c 3 and this story will be produced by volunteers.  Contact information and instructional video is on the about page.
The $20 includes a $10 fine I am paying to you for stealing the LSA logo.  I am using it on the Treasure Page to demonstrate what a volunteer venue is.  I have added a stenciled MWR to your logo which is morale, welfare and recreation.  This has created a place for the common enlisted man of the LSA all volunteer army. I am sure the Enforcers have a lavish officers club and wear sharply pressed dress uniforms, but your army of volunteers need their own place.  If the fine does not cover my logo theft, I am willing to draw glasses, a moustache, armpit hair and a manbun on the eagle so I can deface it enough to use it.
You should create your own account and once you do, let me know, I will make sure it is set up right so you get all the referrals from your youtube platform and can see who your volunteers and citizens are.
I want to congratulate the enforcers on being solid journalists with a very comedic flair!  I think you will like our website as our scurvy dog pirate theme is 1776 and that is 75 years before the two political parties formed and divided our country and caused us to blame each other instead of the people that were elected.  I am a retired paramedic and the $10 donation and the $10 logo fine is a lot of money for me.  Nobody told me that a reward to being a first responder for decades is that your retirement will be so low that you get an additional bonus of being on food stamps.
A 250 birthday invitation and boat parade goes out especially to the LSA army.   Perhaps you would also consider being the hosts of the July 4, 2026 Boat Parade.  You can do it online or at the Parade.  It can be combined with a fund raiser for your choice as there will be a few.  Use the public login on the about page, or create your own login.  You should be logged in while you watch the instructional  video.
Make your own guess if these TV episodes and fund raising software will be successful. The ground floor has just been poured.
I would be very interested to know if either of you have a Special Hero in your family.  That would be an easy episode to produce.
How about anyone from the LSA?  My contact information is on the about page.  We are going to produce 30 episodes and it is all first come.
Cheers!
Alan

A crowd sourced, interactive, altruistic, comedy TV series

Take your time with an evolving storyboard to create a TV series or use an impromptu storyboard to create a 30 minute hero tribute by just pointing at who will speak next. Two ways to honor and compete for your favorite Special Hero!
For the instant impromptu version, you can choose people at random or give them advance notice. One person becomes the director and points at the next person to speak and everyone else can film. When the 30 minutes is over, you have filmed an instant raw tribute. You have a choice to do post production. Everyone at the event, can upload segments of what they shot to the right block. If possible, have the soundtrack recorded from one source so everything else is mixed B roll. For example, on a two day convention you film a tribute on day one. Everyone who shot something they like, uploads to the right block that evening. The next day, anyone at the convention can create their own version of events in less than a minute. You can also take as much time as you want for remakes after the convention is over as all the video from dozens or hundreds of sources is already cut and sorted into 20 piles.
For an impromptu toast at a birthday, wedding or celebration, show the QR code on your phone so can everyone look at this page. They do not need to login or create an account. (You can even print your own template on a piece of paper and skip this website!) Just point to a person and they speak next according to the block and time they have. A comedy bumper means they are funny, an interactive commercial is a prize or gift. Everything else is the story and can be tailored for the occasion.
Instant improv party game
Everybody looks at this "Task" page (https://test.piratedivebar.com/task) on their phones to know how to play.  Improv players do not need to login!
Decide on the number of teams, length of time and how often.  Two people can play but so can hundreds or thousands.  You can have live and online players on teams. You can play just once or have different teams make a presentation every week or month.
Lets say you have a group of 100 people at a wedding.  You can do true improv by the timer pointing to people and saying "You are on in 3, 2 1" or have 20 random or pre-selected people to improvise tributes.  One team for the bride, one team for the groom.  You can tell them weeks in advance to prepare.  You can also prepare a video tribute to play at the wedding instead of instant improv.
For the instant improv somebody needs to be the time keeper and somebody needs to record video.  Draw 20 names or assign 20 names for the 20 blocks lettered A-T.  The names can go back in the hat to be drawn again and again or single use.  The timekeeper counts down from 3 with their fingers and A begins. This is done for all letters and the camera stays on for 30 minutes. Other people can record "B" roll with their cell phones to make a final production after the wedding. If you are the presenter for a comedy bumper you have 30 seconds to be funny.  If you are an interactive commercial you have 30 seconds to organize everyone to present a gift or toast of some kind. If you are having a tropical adventure (honeymoon) you create a dance, song or something else.  When you give the results of what just happened you improvise on the spot.  If you are playing bride against groom you have an hour of entertainment and a 2 lasting improv videos.
If you are part of a corporation or at a convention split into teams.  Every week, month or year a team or department can make a presentation to honor the Hero. When you have 2 people they choose people for the team. If you have hundreds you have a Hero, Coach and Assistant Coach.  The assistant coach organizes have 20 block captains.  Each block captain chooses their team. 

 Block titleTime in
Minutes
Block description
    
AOpening local story2Introduce the competition, episode & prizes
BComedy Bumper 11Introduce how comedy bumpers work & first one
CInteractive Commercial 11Introduce how interactive commercials work & first one
DLocal story 15Introduce the team and the quality of life challenge
EComedy bumper 2.5stock
FInteractive Commercial 2.5Second interactive commercial
GInteractive Commercial 3.5Third interactive commercial
HComedy bumper 3.5stock
ILocal Story 24Work towards solving the problem
JComedy Bumper 4.5stock
KInteractive Commercial 4.5Fourth Interactive commercial
LInteractive Commercial 5.5Fifth Interactive commercial
MComedy Bumper 5.5stock
NLocal Story 35Show how the solution is achieved
OClosing Local Story1Results the team achieved
POpening Tropical Adventure1Foreshadow their adventure
QClosing Tropical Adventure3Adventure results, Celebration
RInteractive Commercial Results1Results, Prizes, Donor Recognition
SWebsite Results1Results, Prizes, Donor Recognition
TEpisode Closing1Updates, coming attractions, credits
Assembly
Edit a playlist
example "testing"
No stories have been written. This option is not available during pre-production
Other options
For now, choose the episode called "ARK" ...A Random Act of Kindness.
Are you ready to submit?
Download these links into the youtube editor or your favorite editor.

This is a pre-production demonstration using links that are not active. When we move into production and stories are written, these links can be downloaded and assembled into your favorite editing program or into a video produced with the youtube editor.

 

Episode Playlist #0 testing A B C D .E. F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T

If you have seen the instructional video on the HELP menu, start your treasure hunt on the Treasure page. You find volunteer missions that let you share good cheer and do good deeds that can turn Special Heroes into Super Heroes. Besides having fun as a volunteer, the missions also create B-roll or train you as cast or crew! This is public domain media free to copy and paste. Everything is on a timeline. When you submit a script or link you become the Captain of it. When you collaborate, correct or improve, you become the crew. You can “Mutiny” by copying and pasting somebody else’s idea and forming your own crew to work on it. A Captain is always able to prove a mutiny because of the timeline. A mutiny is something that is encouraged among pirates as it improves the block. The original Captain can put down the mutiny and copy and paste the improvement and put it on their better timeline spot. Your mutiny might be forgiven or off the plank you go! Your goal is to become the actual crew of an episode and be paid in shares as one of the crew.
You are paid in two ways. Nonprofit shares for a scholarship or sports scholarship good for any 501 c 3 nonprofit including anything in the National treasure chest, and secondly, profit shares in an S-corporation.
The Coach gets 66% of the episode gross to support the Hero. The Coach keeps the Hero share within their monthly allowable earnings or within their management capability. 1% of gross goes to the Coach’s mama. (Mama is the person that referred the Coach.) The remaining 33% is split by time for the 20 blocks. The S-corp episode revenue is from selling commercial blocks G & K. All other S-corp revenue supports the vocational group home described on our about page. If you are the Captain of a winning block, you get the block percentage and divide it up unequally amongst your crew. To keep with our comedy pirate theme, the captain should pay himself at least 3 times as much as any other shareholder and create favoritism from brown nosers and misery for galley slaves like that old oar. The innocent are punished for their innocence with booby prizes to set an example of what could happen if the guilty earned booty prizes. This comical tyranny creates the best chance for somebody on the team to mutiny and submit their own block to compete against their captain and leave the captain adrift with nothing. (Basically the same plot, treachery, double crossing, psyops and false flag moves you see in any pirate adventure ever made! Bribe every judge you see early and often with our nonprofit coin call a “loony.” Judges like loony booty! Roll your treachery into “comedy bumpers” and start acting like a bunch of scurvy dog pirates!)
It takes less than a minute to assemble a 30 minute episode as shown above. The block description page explains each block. Start here. Anyone can make their own custom episode using any blocks they want and compare it to the broadcast episode for bragging rights to prove how much better their material is than what was broadcast.
Heat Status and a new deadline is updated on Mondays.  If a team misses a deadline, they can be bumped by the next team in line who has completed that heat.

 

Heat 1  Teams completed 3  Deadline Open

 

Think of a race for sailboats. Every sailor uses the identical type of boat. All the episodes are designed to follow the same 20 blocks of time and content. At the end of the competition all the A blocks will compete to be the best A block, and the B blocks, C blocks etc. This continues for each block. 5 playoff episodes and one grand prize episode and winner. In later seasons “remake” contests will occur. The production uses evolving storyboards so remakes using this public domain content are easy to do.
Choose a team and put the loony booty you scored with in the fish net. You “Get Loony” by using the “Create” button. It doesn’t matter what team you score with, the leaderboard is for how much loony booty you put in the fish net. Try and be the high scorer for as many teams as possible. The first round for door prizes is over when a team reaches 100,000 loonies.